FAQs

DynamicGuy’s Frequently Asked Questions

• Is DynamicGuy your real name?
  No, My real name is Nurul Ferdous
• What’s up with that weird username you use sometimes? Does “dynamicguy” mean you are really a dynamic guy?
  I guess so! BTW my work relates to the dynamic stuffs you know the RIA things.
• You just told about RIA. so, developing RIA is your job, or what?
  Yeah it’s a very enjoyable part of my job. Here is a rundown of the basic gerunds of my working life: coding, blogging, writing, reading…
• So, should I call you a Consultant?
  Yeah I’m.
• Do you charge money to do things?
  For most of the projects except my contribution to FOSS I do charge a fee, plus expenses. And, candidly, I charge kind of a lot.
• How do I book a gig with you?
  If there’s a good match between your needs and my modest abilities, you’ll find I’m astoundingly easy to hire and work with.
• Okay, so what’s it cost to hire you?
  All depends. Surprise, right? It’s really hard to quote a definitive price for something until we both understand what something is, you know?
• Wow. That seems like a lot of money.
  It totally is. Also, that wasn’t a question.
• Can we ask you to do a quick job which might not relate to clean code and best practices?
  You certainly wouldn’t be the first to try.
• What’s your email autoresponse message look like?
  Right now, it looks like this: Thanks for your note: what follows is useful information about finding whatever you need. (Short & Boring Version)
• PHP or Java?
  both
• Vi or Emacs?
  Vim
• JackDaniels?
  Yes. please
• Heard you were in Bangladesh Air Force?
  Yeah, I hate every single minute of that life.
• You were in RAB. Did you tried bribery or those bad cop things?
  I need not to do that as I got a handsome bucks from govt as the reward of my contribution to national security. I was nominated for president police medal.
• Why did you left such a cool(?) govt service and got into these weird stuff?
  Find a work that you love to, so that you don’t have to work a single day…
• Will you marry me?
  Yeah I can if we (you, me, my first wife, my kid) all agreed upon that.
• to be continued…