What’s up with that weird username you use sometimes? Does “dynamicguy” mean you are really a dynamic guy?
I guess so! BTW my work relates to the dynamic stuffs you know the RIA things.
You just told about RIA. so, developing RIA is your job, or what?
Yeah it’s a very enjoyable part of my job. Here is a rundown of the basic gerunds of my working life: coding, blogging, writing, reading…
So, should I call you a Consultant?
Yeah I’m.
Do you charge money to do things?
For most of the projects except my contribution to FOSS I do charge a fee, plus expenses. And, candidly, I charge kind of a lot.
How do I book a gig with you?
If there’s a good match between your needs and my modest abilities, you’ll find I’m astoundingly easy to hire and work with.
Okay, so what’s it cost to hire you?
All depends. Surprise, right? It’s really hard to quote a definitive price for something until we both understand what something is, you know?
Wow. That seems like a lot of money.
It totally is. Also, that wasn’t a question.
Can we ask you to do a quick job which might not relate to clean code and best practices?
You certainly wouldn’t be the first to try.
What’s your email autoresponse message look like?
Right now, it looks like this: Thanks for your note: what follows is useful information about finding whatever you need. (Short & Boring Version)
PHP, Python, Ruby, Scala or Java?
All of’em
Vi or Emacs?
Vim
JackDaniels?
Yes. please
Heard you were in Bangladesh Air Force?
Yeah, I hate every single minute of that life.
You were in RAB. Did you tried bribery or those bad cop things?
I need not to do that as I got a handsome bucks from govt as the reward of my contribution to national security. I was nominated for president police medal.
Why did you left such a cool(?) govt service and got into these weird stuff?
Find a work that you love to do, so that you don’t have to work a single day…
Will you marry me?
Yeah I can if we (you, me, my first wife, my kid) all agreed upon that.